Top Ten Armies: 12/28/14

UPDATE #4: The Fish Warriors have been added to 12th bumping all the GNR, Tempah is God, Satanists of CP, and Hippos down one spot.

UPDATE #3: The Satanists have been added to 13th place knocking the GNR and Hippos down one spot.

UPDATE #2: The Crystal Warriors have been added to 2nd place knocking all armies down one spot.

UPDATE #1: The Galactic Neon Republic has been added to 12th place bumping the Hippos Army down to 13th.

SHERBET, SM Army Press Headquarters- As we draw closer to the New Year, we see armies in all fifteen spots this week as a few armies drop down from the CPA Central Top Ten. With that, we bring you this week’s Top Ten!

December 21st to December 27th events

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1. Rebel Penguin Federation [+0]

2. Crystal Warriors [NEW!]

3. National Socialist Army [NEW!]

4. Takis Army [DRP]

5. Chaos [NEW!]

6. Elite Federals [-3]

7. Navy Seals [DRP]

8. Paladins [NEW!]

9. Star Rangers [NEW!]

10.  Illuminazi Tits of War [NEW!]

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11. Dust Devils [NEW!]

12. Fish Warriors [NEW!]

13. Tempah is God [NEW!]

14. Satanists of CP [NEW!]

15. Galactic Neon Republic [NEW!]

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16. Hippos [-7]

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1. Rebel Penguin Federation: They begin with a site deface, executed by a currently unidentified individual. They have a PB with the Golds army, maxing 19 and averaging 16, they won this PB. They have another PB, maxing 16 and averaging 14.

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2. Crystal Warriors: In their first week, they have a training event, maxing 13. For the next event of the week, they have a defense from the Yellow Penguins, which was successful, and they maxed 15.

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3. National Socialist Army: They begin the week with only having one event: an unscheduled training event, maxing 24 and averaging 15-20.

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4. Takis Army: The Takis Army had a drama filled week, but managed to come into our top ten. They started off the week with a war against the Striking Raiders, and did not show up to any battles. The Takis went quiet for four days, causing huge turmoil and thus, losing the war. Memmaw, Takis leader, was able to return to the army and kickstart it’s week properly. The Star Rangers merged into the Takis, soon after, the Striking Raiders returned the capital of Takis. They ended the week with a breakout event, where they maxed an above average size of 13.

Takis Army Maxing 13

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5. Chaos: Following the trend of other armies’ this week, the Chaos declared war on the Dark Bandits. Chaos felt that the Dark Bandits could pose a problem to the small/medium army community. The purple army won all two invasions of their enemy’s empire. According to Chaos officials, rumors are circulating that the army is on a downward trend. This rumor was proven accurate when retired leader Owlcity750 made a post regarding everyone in the army as lazy. The army seems to be in a state of rebuilding.

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6. Elite Federals: Last week, the Elite Federals were one of the few who survived the worst week in small/medium army history. This week they prove to a stable army that can also overcome a war. Elite Federals and Hippos Army clashed as both prepared for war, but before even one battle, the Hippos Army surrender to not only the Elite Federals but the Golds as well. The Elite Federals appear to be working on their AUSIA division.

https://elitesofdcp.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/screenshot_396.png

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7. Navy Seals: The Navy Seals start with a declaration of war on the CP Navy army, and then later invade Beanbag from the Hippos army, maxing 7 and averaging 6. This week also saw the closing of the Navy Seals.

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8. Paladins: The Paladins, a new army opened by Baby Flor, have made their debut in this weeks top ten. They started and ended the week with one unscheduled event, where they saw sizes of 7, but had 6 for the majority of the event.

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9. Star Rangers: The Star Rangers are a rising new army who have already gotten involved in a minor war with the Hippos Army. This army equally had three American and European events, averaging at least four at all. Unfortunately, the Star Rangers were defaced last night on December 27th, 2014. It is unknown who deleted everything from the site at the moment. The rising army also had troubles within leadership, with a split vote on deciding whether to merge into the Takis Army or not.

*The Star Rangers were defaced before SMAP could get a picture*

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10. Illuminazi Tits of War: Their first event is a training event maxing 3, averaging 2. Their next event is also a training, and they maxed and averaged 2. Their final event of the week was a training session, maxing and averaging 3.

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Poll of the Week:

Last week, we here at SM Army Press asked you if you were ready for the January 2015 Legend Inductions. The majority of you voted “Yeah! I want legend so bad!” with only a small portion of you voting “Nah.. I need to do more work to deserve legend.” With that, I bring you the results of the poll!

New polls released every Sunday!

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So, what did YOU think of this week’s Top Ten? Comment with YOUR opinion!

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52 Responses

  1. HIPPOS DESERVED 11TH
    FUCK TEMPAHS ARMY

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  2. Great Top Ten. Love the new armies

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  3. See? What have I told you? The Takis and Navy seals didn’t stay in CPAC, because SMAP got more armies… so dont act all legendary just because your army got in CPAC.

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  4. This just might be the best Top Ten ever, lmfao.

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  5. Nazis should’ve been 1st look at such a Beautiful Formation

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  6. You forgot to put Galactic Neon Republic somewhere there :/

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  7. Illuminazi Tits of War, enough said.

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  8. Hippos should have been on CPAC this week wtf?

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  9. Can you update this National Socialist Army changed their name. It’s the Holocaust Never Happened National Socialist 9/11 was done by jews all minorities are inferior and women are considered subhuman army of CP

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  10. Oh come on guys. Stop posting dead armies.

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    • Stfu faggot. You piss me off, walking around as in you own the joint, someone needs to punch you back in to line

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      • That wasn’t even meant for you. SMAP has put dead armies in their top 10s before, but I don’t see the point. Sorry if you thought I wanted to insult the army you closed.

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        • Dead armies which registered an event before they officially put an end to their existence in this week need to be included, because the Top Tens are often the only memory of certain small armies which get their websites deleted, leaving no material to trace their history to, except for our Top Tens.

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  11. So SMAP asks people to make armies again and we get this. I might as well make a army called the Boobies Army or some like that. xD

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  12. are the paladins editing pics?

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    • (I’m only the Paladins’ GFX designer, but I’m a friend of Flor’s anyways) I assure you that the Paladins are 100% real. I’ve seen the events hosted before and I’m sure Flor wouldn’t do such a thing.

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      • Oh, well I went onto their site, and the pictures were rather awkward because look

        Why are there 2 EQ emotes over one person.

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        • It’s a bug that happens sometimes when one penguin is on top of another resulting in the penguin disappearing (except for its name and puffle if he/she/it/alien has one at the time)

          it usually happens during a meetup when everyone crowds into a room at once or at a entrance/exit of a busy room (town, plaza, etc.) on a popular server but it can also happen when people bunch in a formation

          usually only other people can see it but when you can you can’t move
          (reason you can’t see mr. phantom penguin’s name is because of the chat bar)

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      • I also meant that they are editing the emotes, not the penguins.

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  13. The Illuminazi Tits Of War will be the best army of 2015. #IlluminaziConfirmed

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  14. Omg lol all new armies in Top 10 🙂
    Love this….

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  15. Amazing Top Ten!

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  16. Tempah is God ftw 😀

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  17. ILLUMINATI TITS LOL WTF XDDDDDDDD MOST ORIG NAME EVER LOL

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  18. SMAP should have a rule to not allow armies with inappropriate names like “Satanists of cp” it really offends me.

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  19. This is still the best top ten in army history.

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